What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?