We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.