We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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