Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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