Wat do u mean how?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.