Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
