Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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