I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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