What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.