Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.