NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex