By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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