why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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