I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i think my cat just said my name.
Sorry about my life...
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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