every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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