shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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