Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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