So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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