dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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