dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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