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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

(607): View more from New York

Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater

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(732): View more from New Jersey

if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?

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(731): View more from Tennessee

What time is our conjugal visit?

(901): View more from Tennessee

Umm...who is this?

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