would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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