Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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