summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i will never coherently bang her
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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