Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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