Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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