you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
