I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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