Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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