She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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