i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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