p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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