just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
home. puking in laundry basket.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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