how can u be prego again
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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