Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it's like iHOP with fire
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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