If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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