I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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