gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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