do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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