I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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