I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
In America we eat man semen.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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