So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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