if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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