Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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