Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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