So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Im part way to drunk.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
