So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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