No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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