I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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