My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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