Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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