Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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