Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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