sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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