it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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