Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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