It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Bring me that man meat
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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