Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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