is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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